Mental diarrhea

spliffmastergeneral:

raptorific:

Swear to god, some guys are terrified that girls are faking common interests to impress them and act really hostile towards anyone they even SUSPECT of doing such a thing

but then they turn around and fake a whole friendship in the hopes of getting sex out of girls, and get mad at them when it doesn’t work

and they super do not see the irony in that

YOU AiN’T WRONG

bogleech:

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I remember seeing this and other enemy designs from the unfortunately badly made “bullet witch” and wondered what other disturbing, bizarre monsters might be in it.

Now I’m watching a playthrough off and on and

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how is this even from the same game

and he talks

he talks like Nappa from DBZ.

He just said “THAT’S SOME POWER”

Was this game a war between like 2 different art teams who hated each other

have you ever watched the 90s godzilla cartoon series because there's a character in it who kind of reminds me of you

bogleech:

Yep, I’ve watched basically every series Fil Barlow designed monsters for, he’s one of the best creature designers anywhere ever (not to be confused with Wayne Barlowe, who’s good, but he’s no Fil)

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he can make absolutely anything scary. A hummingbird. He made a hummingbird into a terrifying kaiju that moves too fast to see.

bogleech:

griseus:

A redeye gaper (Chaunax sp.) venting water at 240 meters depth. Seen during the Lophelia II 2008 expedition at the Green Canyon site in the Gulf of Mexico.

Gapers are Lophiiformes, in the anglerfish group, with big heads, a network of open sensory canals,and a lateral canal extending posteriorly along a compressed trunk and tail. They are sit-and-wait, ambush predators

The fact that those are its gills really emphasizes how much of this fish is just its head.

bogleech:

cannibal-sarracenian:

Also, apparently during concept stages, Kamen Rider was gonna be

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An ammonite, or a nautilus.

Or

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A really fuckin creepy bug monster (more so than usual)

With those antennae that first design could only logically be a snail though, whatever they were gonna call it.

I wish there were more snail based heroes.

endangereduglythings:

rhamphotheca:

THE MOST EPIC AND BEAUTIFUL CREATURE IN THE WORLD:
Blunt-headed Burrowing Frog, Glyphoglossus molossus, northeastern Thailand
photo: Sarah Gartland

My wife very accurately pointed out that he looks like he’s been deflated.

endangereduglythings:

rhamphotheca:

THE MOST EPIC AND BEAUTIFUL CREATURE IN THE WORLD:

Blunt-headed Burrowing Frog, Glyphoglossus molossus, northeastern Thailand

photo: Sarah Gartland

My wife very accurately pointed out that he looks like he’s been deflated.

realmonstrosities:

A giant, spiky springtail!

Most springtails are only a few millimetres long, but this one is more than 1 cm.

It’s like a big, cuddly bear! With spikes and bristles.

…Images: Andy Murray

bogleech:

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why nobody ever demand this crazy fucker for Smash Bros

mychestpainwantsacigarette:

rider by jrcoffroniii

mychestpainwantsacigarette:

rider by jrcoffroniii

artof-mtg:

Art by Ron Spencer

artof-mtg:

Art by Ron Spencer