Mental diarrhea

the-dick-lord-levi:

So we have an Italian exchange student at our school. And he and I were hanging out and he saw a pony, and he tried to show me but he didn’t know what it was called so he just pointed at it and said “Look, the compressed horse.” 

And then he just grinned at his complete understanding of the English language.  

beemill:

kim-jong-chill:

i’m just going to leave this here

america can’t come to terms that they’re biggest human rights violators in the entire world.

When North Korea calls you out on bullshit you know you fucked up

bogleech:

goth-cowboy:

little-gay-monsters:

There is just. SO MUCH to love about this doll. She’s amazing. I had a few trepidations when I saw her in the store, I guess the box+bad lighting made her face look kind of flat and her blue eyeshadow disappeared, but once I got her home she looked fine, and as soon as she was out of the box I fell hard in love. Her makeup is killer, I love the contrast of the powder blue lips and blue/yellow eye shadow against her black skin. Her head has a bit of a sparkle to it in the right lighting and it’s amazing. Her extra eyes aren’t just stamped onto her head, there’s sculpting there, not just for the eyes, but for extra brows as well. 

The attention to detail is stunning, no wonder the doll is so expensive outside of that sale. Look at those tiny, detailed spiderweb earrings. Look at the web stitching on her boots — and the spiderweb spurs spin as well. Her main dress is printed with tiny Power Ghouls covers and panels. Each one of her hands is a different mold. They didn’t have to do that, but they did, and it’s great. One is even doing the Spider-Man web-sling! And check out all those bracelets.

I only have three VERY minor quibbles about the doll; 1) I wish her hair were style a bit differently, so her ponytail fell to the sides a little, like NS Gigi’s does. I feel it would look a little fuller and give her more personality. 2) I wish she had a black widow hourglass on her stomach! 3) I wish she came with the triangular earrings on her box art. But two out of three of those are things I can probably do myself (the hair and hourglass) soooo I might tinker with that at some point.

bogleech I know you like Monster High, check out the rad as fuck spider lady they’ve recently added

The best part of this though is tiny Earthworm Jim looking confused and angry to be surrounded by teenage monster girls who are like two stories tall.

Come on Jim that ain’t even the weirdest situation you been in you were a cave salamander in a space colon once

alexandertheswell:

MONARCH ASSESSMENT: CONFLICT IMMINENTLET THEM FIGHT.

alexandertheswell:

MONARCH ASSESSMENT: CONFLICT IMMINENT

LET THEM FIGHT.

inabasket:

Colleges don’t offer this as a major so what’s the fucking point

inabasket:

Colleges don’t offer this as a major so what’s the fucking point

frendaseivelun:

shialablunt:

porn comments

frendaseivelun:

shialablunt:

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spankzilla85:

A sampling of my sketches from DragonCon this year!

yeeeebis:

地球で最も人を殺してるらしいです

yeeeebis:

地球で最も人を殺してるらしいです

dbvictoria:

Good Idea/Bad Idea - Animaniacs

Part I

Part II

Part III

Part IV

Part V

zerostatereflex:

Baby Pygmy Seahorses! 
"Every morning, the male and female do 30-60 minutes of synchronized twitching." :D 
(GIF / footage by Richard Ross)

zerostatereflex:

Baby Pygmy Seahorses! 

"Every morning, the male and female do 30-60 minutes of synchronized twitching." :D 

(GIF / footage by Richard Ross)